We're well into December, so if you haven't already ordered your advent calendars for the season, then wyd?? When it comes to holiday gifting, nothing beats a whole month's worth of gifts—and even if you forget to to buy it ahead of time, you or your recipient can still start indulging after December 1. However! Instead of investing in your usual cheese or alcohol advent calendar this year, allow us to put you on to something a lil more sensual that's ideal for surprising yourself or partner: a sexual advent calendar.
Filled with sex toys, lube, and maybe even some lingerie, naughty advent calendars are very much A Thing, and will definitely make your holiday season more buzz-y than any cheese or wine could. (No offense to gouda and Pinot Noir.) Luckily, there are plenty of sex-themed advent calendar options for 2022 still available, and we've curated a list of them below. Side note: Even if you can't snag a pre-made advent calendar, you can always buy sex toy gift sets and wrap each item up for a DIY approach to sexy advent calendars. Sometimes you gotta get creative, right?
Our top picks for sexual advent calendars for 2022:
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar
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Read on for all of our faves that you can still buy this year, from kinky bondage sets to romantic advent calendars and more.
1. Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar
Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar
If you're looking to spice things up, this 30-day advent calendar is sure to give you some inspo. Each day, you and your partner can open the window and see what sex position, sex act, or other intimate activity you can get up to that night. And while a lot of them are kinky, some of them are more about feeling close to your partner.
- Includes: prompts for sexy activities
- Number of doors: 30
2. Tingletouch Daring December Advent Calendar
Tingletouch Daring December Advent Calendar
This sexy advent calendar has little doors you open every day of December, and it comes with three different prompt options with each door, so you can choose what feels best for you. Just be warned, this one is seriously kinky, and the reviews say all of the prompts are...adventurous, so be prepared for a v dirty December if you go this route.
- Includes: prompts for kinky activities
- Number of doors: 24
3. Tingletouch Romantic December Advent Calendar
Tingletouch Romantic December Advent Calendar
For something a lil less erotic and lil more romantic, go with this tamer option from Tingletouch. Just like the Daring December calendar, it comes with three prompt options for each day, so you don't feel pressured to do something you're not into.
- Includes: prompts for romantic activities
- Number of doors: 24
4. Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Okay, but this advent calendar is STACKED. Made in a collaboration between Lovehoney and fan-fave sex toy brand We-Vibe, this 12-day calendar comes packed with over $200 worth of tantalizing sex toys, as well as light bondage and sensory play accessories, including the sharable We-Vibe WV50, which retails for $65.
- Includes: We-Vibe WV50, bullet vibrator, blindfold, vanilla massage oil, mini head stroker, satin restraint, sandalwood candle, rabbit cock ring, feather tickler, rose petals, card game, and finger sleeve
- Number of doors: 12
5. Ann Summers 12 Nights of Indulgence Gift Set
Ann Summers 12 Nights of Indulgence Gift Set
From pampering goodies to pleasurable toys, this advent calendar from Ann Summers has e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g you need for 12 very luxe nights. And yes, it is 100 percent worth the price, as it includes an oscillating rabbit toy, a mini wand, an internal vibe, a panty vibe, a finger vibe, lube, sex position cards, and SO much more.
- Includes: oscillating rabbit, mini wand, internal vibrator, panty vibe, egg vibe, finger vibe, rollerball, bath salts, eye mask, water-based lubricant, sex position cards, and toy bag
- Number of doors: 12
6. Cherry Lingerie Christmas Lingerie Advent Calendar
Cherry Lingerie Christmas Lingerie Advent Calendar
Look, we all have lingerie we love, but sometimes you need to mix things up—and this lingerie advent calendar from Cherry Lingerie is perf for that. It comes with 24 items for all the nights leading up to Christmas, including bralettes, panties, and other fun goodies.
- Includes: five panties, five bralettes, five bow scrunchies, five silk eye masks, and four crystal necklaces
- Number of doors: 24
7. Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Another fab lingerie advent calendar option, this one will get ya a week's worth of sexy undies and bras worth over $125 that you and your S.O. can open together, and it comes in three different size options, so you can find your best fit.
- Includes: mesh panties, mesh bra, eye mask, mesh bodysuit, gusset, garter belt, and scented candle
- Number of doors: 7
8. Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set
Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set
Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set
Yep, you can get a Fifty Shades of Grey-themed advent calendar, and though it only includes 10 day's worth of goodies, it is definitely packed. From cock rings to butt plugs to bullet vibes to floggers, this bad boy has a new kinky surprise waiting behind each door.
- Includes: vibrating cock ring, nipple clamps, bullet vibrator, silicone butt plug, blindfold, Kegel balls, faux leather flogger, feather teaser, silky restraints, and satin bag
- Number of doors: 10
9. Sinful Original Advent Calendar
Known as Scandinavia's most popular advent calendar for adults, this seriously stacked set includes 24 specially chosen sex toys, seduction accessories, and bondage props worth over £300, including a bullet vibrator, a feather tickler, and a love egg, among several other items. Sinful offers TONS of other advent calendars as well—including a premium advent calendar, a 12-day calendar for women, a 12-day calendar for men, a four-week deluxe calendar, and a four-week premium calendar—so be sure to check 'em all out.
- Includes: bullet vibrator, feature tickler, silicone butt plug, remote control love egg, couples vibrator, and more
- Number of doors: 24
10. Loveboxxx The Naughty and Nice Advent Calendar
Loveboxxx The Naughty And Nice Advent Calendar
Though the contents of this 24-night advent calendar are kept very hush-hush, just know that it's super-popular year after year for a reason. In it, you'll find two dozen sexy prezzies that are both penis- and vulva-friendly, including lubes, vibes, bondage toys, and more.
- Includes: couples vibrator, blindfold, 2-in-1 massage lubricant, nipple covers, finger vibrator, stimulation gel, dice, tickler whip, love balls, perfumed pillow mist, handcuffs, ankle cuffs, bondage straps, chocolate body paint, dildo, cock ring, toy bag, bath balm, butt plug, nipple clamps, multi vibe, toy cleaner, card game, and curved vibe
- Number of doors: 24
11. Jade Evans 24 Days of Sex Advent Calendar
Jade Evans 24 Days of Sex Advent Calendar
This one is more of a "stocking-stuffer" calendar, but for under $10, it's an easy buy. Plus, the reviews say it's full of "fun, sexy, and creative ideas," so you still get that steamy vibe for cheaper than your Starbucks order. While it doesn't have the classic little door thing most advent calendars tend to boast, there is a prompt for every day leading up to Christmas.
- Includes: prompts for erotic activities
- Number of doors: 24
12. Organic Loven Indulge Me Box
Looking to DIY your own advent calendar? Then get this box o' goodies from Organic Loven, which includes tons of lubes, massage oils, condoms, books, and a full-size sex toy valued at $100 or more. You and your boo select a new item from the box every night, or you can open 'em all at once and spend the month enjoying the spoils.
13. Organic Loven Try Me Box
For something a little less $$$, go with this sampler box set, which comes packed with lubricant samples, massage oil samples, stimulant samples, a sexy book, and a travel-sized toy that you can enjoy all December long.
Corinne Sullivan is an Editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers a variety of beats, including lifestyle, entertainment, relationships, shopping, and more. She can tell you everything you need to know about the love lives of A-listers, the coziest bedsheets, and the sex toys actually worth your $$$. She is also the author of the 2018 novel Indecent. Follow her on Instagram for cute pics of her pup and bébé.
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Rachel Varina is a full-time freelance writer covering everything from the best vibrators (the Lelo Sona) to the best TV shows (The Vampire Diaries). She has over 10 years of editorial experience with bylines at Women's Health, Elite Daily, Betches, and more. She lives in Tampa, Florida, but did not feed her husband to tigers. When she's not testing out new sex toys (100+ and counting so far!), she's likely chilling with her dogs or eating buffalo chicken dip. Ideally at the same time. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter.
